Beauty of the HillsAtop slopes of rolling green,Beauty of the Hills by TheFullMonty1394
Sits a majestic being-
She stands slouched on arms and legs,
Her luxurious mane dancing with the breeze
Bearing eyes an ocean of crystal blue,
Captivating my poor broken heart.
I think about her night and day,
Dreaming of the comfort her soft skin holds;
Of gazing upon her beautiful face each morning
Forever mine, and mine alone.
But, alas, there is one problem.
No matter how I long,
A man and a goat cannot be.
Limerick #3 : Crayon in a VanThis horrid day began,Limerick #3 : Crayon in a Van by TheFullMonty1394
When up pulled a large white van,
He said his name was 'Randy',
If I got in there was candy,
Oh how i wish i had left...he raped me with a crayon.